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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be
since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Thomas Kempis


A lot of people want to serve God,
but only in an advisory capacity.
Unknown



Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day.  
Wisdom consists in not exceeding that limit.
Elbert Hubbard



The older I get,
the surer I am that I'm not running the show.
Leonard Cohen




Don't be afraid to talk to yourself.  It's the only way
you can be sure somebody's listening.
Unknown




People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar



Think of 5 things you are grateful for today...
Now how do you feel?
Tim Sanders




It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities
without your help.
Judith Martin



The church is the great lost and found department.
Robert Short



One day a lady criticized D. L. Moody for his methods of evangelism
in attempting to win people to the Lord. 
Moody's reply was "I agree with you.  I don't like the way I do it either. 
Tell me, how do you do it?" 
The lady replied, "I don't do it." 
Moody retorted, "Then I like my way of doing it better than your way of not doing it."
D. L. Moody

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