Jokes and Smiles 8
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be
since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Thomas Kempis
A lot of people want to serve God,
but only in an advisory capacity.
Unknown![](../images/smilies/me_thumb.png)
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day.
Wisdom consists in not exceeding that limit.
Elbert Hubbard
The older I get,
the surer I am that I'm not running the show.
Leonard Cohen ![](../images/smilies/licht.gif)
Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way
you can be sure somebody's listening.
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People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar![](../images/smilies/00007444.gif)
Think of 5 things you are grateful for today...
Now how do you feel?
Tim Sanders![](../images/smilies/a15.gif)
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities
without your help.
Judith Martin![](../images/smilies/sheep-jump.gif)
The church is the great lost and found department.
Robert Short
One day a lady criticized D. L. Moody for his methods of evangelism
in attempting to win people to the Lord.
Moody's reply was "I agree with you. I don't like the way I do it either.
Tell me, how do you do it?"
The lady replied, "I don't do it."
Moody retorted, "Then I like my way of doing it better than your way of not doing it."
D. L. Moody